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Max Goldt vor Braunschweig-Besuch: Ich bin kein Max-Goldt-Fan

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Max Goldt, Schriftsteller und Musiker, bei der Verleihung des Satire-Preises „Göttinger Elch 2016“. Am Freitag gastiert er im Staatstheater Braunschweig.

Max Goldt, Schriftsteller und Musiker, bei der Verleihung des Satire-Preises „Göttinger Elch 2016“. Am Freitag gastiert er im Staatstheater Braunschweig.

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Braunschweig.  Der Göttinger Kult-Autor Max Goldt kommt zur Lesung nach Braunschweig – Ein Interview aus der Schreibwerkstatt.

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