Bestsellerautor Daniel Kehlmann las in Wolfenbüttel zu Corona

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Daniel Kehlmann auf der Bühne des Lessingtheaters Wolfenbüttel.

Daniel Kehlmann auf der Bühne des Lessingtheaters Wolfenbüttel.

Foto: Stefan Albrecht / NDR

Wolfenbüttel.  Daniel Kehlmann las Donnerstagabend im Livestream aus dem Lessingtheater Wolfenbüttel aus seinen neuen heiter-pointierten „Corona-Dialogen“.

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Alltagsbeobachtungen von Loriotscher Kraft

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Wolkenkuckucksheim trifft auf bittere Realität

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Hinter Corona-Maßnahmen keine Verschwörung

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Tyll kein Volkslehrer, sondern Psychopath

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